Jesus first, everything else is second

I’m taking time off from Tumblr because I just don’t like it anymore. Maybe I’ll be back, maybe not. Thanks for all the awesome posts and some conversations we’ve had and if you want to find me, just drop a message here because I’ll still get the email (I’m not deleting my account).

SEACREST OUT.

itsbreanaful:

adinasauce:

circumcisions:

do you ever have those days where you feel like a white person in an infomercial

those days you can’t even cook an egg in a pan.

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insomnevida:

sammi-kitty-sparklez:

vulpes—inculta:

aberrantkenosis:

in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns 

i remember once in science we had a substitute who talked about her life the entire period so i just kind of went on to tumblr on my phone and saw this and started listening to it and my whole life was a joke

this is a lot funnier than it should be.

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Spent the last half hour typing out post after post and deleting every single one of them because I’m not even confident enough to express my own thoughts. I can’t even do anything right now and it makes me so sad.

lolsofunny:

yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad:

andwhispers:

every book you’ve ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters

…

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godthehero:

yes! 100x amen to this

5mut:

chibisayuri:

Well, aren’t you just the littlest heartache. 

you’re welcome

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cheshirecatnom:

I want everyone to go to this webpage. It is the Spice kittens. A man put up a live webcam that features his kittens and their mother. If you are feeling blue, or just want to see something cute and amazing, this is the place to go.

http://new.livestream.com/FosterKittenCam/TheSpiceKittens

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chongthenomad:

sunny1:

gyzym:

YOU’RE WELCOME, TUMBLR 

I HAVE THIS IN MY ITUNES

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS POST MY ENTIRE LIFE

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tyleroakley:

You’re not ready for this kid’s voice.

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nowimthevillain:

octopus-ahoy:

octopus-ahoy:

so my sim’s a stylist and I got this request

um

HDASJFNJABA I WENT TO THE HOUSE AND THEN WHEN I ENTERED THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED

GUYS IM SO TERRIFIED RIGHT NOW OMG I DONT WANT TO PLAY SIMS EVER AGAIN

Slender dog

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